Noodly Blessings — Abbey of Pastafari Quad Tee

Some beers age in barrels. This one aged in cognac oak and emerged with a Pastafarian blessing. The Abbey of Pastafari T-Shirt channels the spirit of Leksbräu's 10.8% barrel-aged quadrupel — deep, luxurious, and touched by something noodly. The design reimagines the label's joyful Pastafarian and his Flying Spaghetti Monster companion as a bold, monastic-meets-irreverent chest print in rich ambers, golds, and burgundy.

Beneath the artwork lies a beer of serious craft: caramel malt, raisin, toffee, and dried fruit layered with subtle cognac oak warmth. The kind of beer you sip slowly and contemplate the universe — or at least pretend to. Gothic abbey silhouettes frame the scene, because even satirical devotion deserves grand architecture.

Wear it as a declaration of faith in good beer and questionable theology. R'amen.

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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Noodly Blessings — Abbey of Pastafari Quad Tee

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